Yaaay! Payday! I finally got the game I've been drooling over for months. I had to play Portal first, since TF2 was taking so freakin' long to patch/update. Normally, I am not a gamer. The best I can do is little flashed based games. MMOs, RPGs and generally anything with strategy? Not my thing. I'm just not a gamer. Portal, though? Oh. Dear. Jesus. Portal is the most fun thing I've ever played.

I'm about to start TF2, but I think I'll play offline for a while. At least until I learn the controls. This is unlike anything I've ever played before. If you would like to add me, I have no idea what to do! I hate being a newb. Here be my profile: [link] . The ID be "bandaid SAMMICH"

By the way, if anyone would like to give me a guide on how to play, it would be much obliged. I honestly have no idea what I'm doing.